So there is this site called texts from last night, which has some very interesting/weird/drunken/funny texts that Im guessing are as recent from last night. Here are some of my favs…

(402): I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.

(281): the condom got lost in my hair

(937): he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me

(864): sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i’m thinking about him

(847): my mom heard me say ‘don’t squirt that at me’ while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
(224): I’m with your mom on this one.

On a side note, I know its been a while since Ive last written and I apologize. I will try to keep up with this blog, considering not much else is going on in my life. I actually considered creating another blog which I would entitle The Graduate. I would use it to depict my exciting life as a unemployed… lacking a life plan… broke.. graduate. But then I thought who the hell would read that? I dont think i even would…. lol. So I guess I will just stick to this for now and any little intresting tidbits about my life will just have to be shared here. Arent You Excited!?